!T.w.E.e.N.i.E!

LIKE OMG! NaTaLiE! You are LyKe such a TwEeNiE! Oy... You write so... so tweenie-ish! ARGH! Tweenie's piss me off so much! But oh well... it's only you. I can tolerate YOU! YOU EVIL HEATHEN! HEATHEN HEATHEN HEATHEN! LOL rememebr today at school? *sigh* Tom was the first person to actually ever scream that at Kev. I forget what we were talking about, but I was like, "Kevin doesn't believe in god... He's not christian." Tom was like *gasp!* "YOU HEATHEN!" and was pointing at Kevin. HAHAHAHA!! I still remember that. *sigh* good times good times, bleh might write later. See ya! Bye

WOW i was juz checking the blog today for the 1st tyme in like a yr.... it took me 30 min to figure out my user name and password.... -_-. hahahahaha i can post here on yur site jasmine cuz I STILL REMEMBER MY PASSWORD. MWAHAHA. dont matter tho.. im mad "at choo" now i will talk 2 u bout that l8a....newayss i read yur and kelseys story... its so hilarious. reminds me of the sock show from last year *silly grin* purple faerie!!!! *hysterical laughter* ahhhh well. pretty funny aside from the fact that im locked in kevins, er, apparently non existant closet hahaha. aiyiyiy. well i will be backl!!! dont worry.... *cackling like gill* BYYYYYEEEE to all u ppl out there in internetland!!!!!! yessss im hyper......

~Limbo~

I am in limbo. I took a tarot test, it was pretty good, exactially how I'm feeling. Here's my results:

Suspended decision. Initiation, divination, prophecy. Turning point in psychic powers. Trust in inner voice.
Suspension, change, reversal, boredom, abandonment, sacrifice, readjustment, improvement, rebirth
He usually represents a time of feeling in limbo, being stuck or being prevented from moving forward. He's usually depicted hanging upside down with his hands tied - that's just what it feels like! We need to remain flexible and willing to let go of things, it's probably a time for sacrifice. Like the man in this card from the Murciano Tarot, don't sweat it, take some time out and be patient.
The Hanged Man - External Meaning: Spiritual awareness and the happiness and assuredness it brings. Sacrificing for a noble purpose. Reveral of one's current way of life. Inner peace. Developed intuition and prophecy. Esoteric Meaning: The spirit of the mighty waters. Reversing false images. Sacrifice. Energys: Water

You can take the test HERE

I'm scanning in my pages from my planner. I really should be studing for my socials test, but I'd rather do this and scan in my doodles. As soon as I can get the network or the floppy drive in this comp working I'll upload them to my Side7 account. I'm thinking of getting a Devianart account. My computers are hooked up to a network and one of my comps can't get on the internet and so I'm stuck using the comp that has NOTHING on it 'cept the internet, nothing else interesting, so I can't cg pics or anything fun. I'm really really pissed at my comp, my dad is finally updating to XP. Since we have 3 comps he's slowly installing it. The comps are like his babys. He keeps bitching about how Microsoft changed all the names and about how IBM is so-calledly famous for changing names of things. *rolls eyes* You are SO lucky to not have my dad for a father.

Lets see... what happened today... Well spring break is next week and it's raining, apparently it's going to rain all week long *bleh* Don't want that to happen. Oh today we were in the caf and I was sitting next to Kevin *squidge* and Kelsey R. Kelsey L came up and wanted me and KelseyR. to come buy food with her. I, of course didn't want to lose my seat for two reasons:

1. Kevin would never let me have my seat back when I got back
2. Uhm... DUH! KEVIN!

Well anyway we were sitting there and Kelsey L goes "Kevin, you look like a reindeer... a certain reindeer." Then I sarted laughing. Kevin's like, "Are you making fun of me? Cause that's not nice." I was like "OF COURSE NOT!" Kelsey's like "heh heh heh Jazzy knows what I'm talkin bout." Then me and the Kelsey's went back to my locker cause they both left their bags in it and I was like "Sleepin with tha panda... whooo!" KelseyR goes "Well you would have slept with the reindeer!" then we all started laughing and Kelsey L's like "Yea and it would have gone off and you'd have been like KEVIN NOT NOW!" *sigh* Aren't friend's fun?

BTW... that sounded weird saying "it would have gone off... " The reindeer "sings" you could say... When you press it's chest it plays "Roudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer." lol We went up to Kevin and poked him and were like "Sing! Kevin SING!" He had this look on his face it was like "wtf!?" and he started poking us back, took him a while to say all our names though. He doesn't really have good aim sometimes and gets people where he shouldn't... 2nd time counting... seems to have a thing for my right boob, :P HAHA and see him and KelseyR and Kiwi and Colleen went to the same preschool so they were "Preschool Pals." Kelsey and Kiwi were like practically attacking him the day before going "Lets give our preschool pal KEVIN a hug!" and they would go after him hugging him. He ended up going into the fetal possition, which is what he does every time something bad happens to him... and ever sicnce that poking incedent in the caf he's been known as the "Preschool Perv" lol Cause aparently he got KelseyR aswell in an... inapropriate spot :P HAHA! He likes being the "Preschool Perv" better than being a "Preschool Pal" LOL KelseyR was like "KEVIN! I don't like you touching me." He gave her the weirdest look then tried to shove her away. Kelsey started yelling rape. Kevin was like "YEA... RIGHT... You betcha I raped you," and rolled his eyes. That was definatly a new low for Kev...

MMMMM... still cute though... I'm gonna go take some more tests... and then I'll post them here that or fill out an info thing... cya!

[UPDATE]

Haven't written in along time so yea. Uhm... let's see, what have I done. *tick tock tick tock* I can't seem to rememebr... Oh well I will soon enough.

OH! OK! I went to Kelsey's and we had so much fun. Now her Rudolph stuffie is Kevin *sigh* I huggled it all night LOL. The doggy that has all the wrinkles and the the tounge is sticking out is Christian and Kelsey had it. Uhm the panda has always been PK and the lion was Kevin M. Kelsey R. was hugging the panda all night. Me thinks she likes him now. Oh yea and Kaitlyn's bag of chips that she was hoarding was Lou. HAHAHAHA! Kelsey has this REALLY scary doll, it's Jesse.

Anyways, lets see... plaied foos ball, I broke a couple of nails :P We also talked about "stuff." We have a Kevin Dance LOL It goes: 'Hey! Kevin! Hip! Hip! oww...' It's kind of like a really crappy version of the macerena. Hmmmm... oh yea we watched "Murder by Numbers" and I had lots of fun scaring Kelsey.

Court was like "AHH! My pants are falling down!" I was like "HAHAHA could you imagine if Ben showed up? It'd be like:

Ben: Hey girls, did you say your pants were falling down? WHERE WHERE!?
Us: Uh Ben? How'd you get in here?
Ben: *looks around* Uh... magic powers"

So baisically I kept talking about stuff like that like how PK would knock on the window and be like "Uh 'scuse me could someone let me in please?" LOL Then I was like "screech!" Kelsey was like, "OMG STOP IT!" I started laughing and was like "Well at least it's not Kevin," then we all started laughing. I was like, "He'd have a bat and it would come crashing through the window!"

And since it was snowing and Kelsey just got her trampolene Court, her and Kelsey R. went out and jumped on it, even with all the snow. Kaitlyn and me threw snowballs at them. LOL it was so fun!

And I have to tell you guys this... The most I ever have in my pocket is 5 dollars. Me and Kelsey L were walking to math and I think I said, "Oh I'd pay 5 bucks to see Kevin and Luka fight" and started laughing. Then we started talking about it, and she's like "I'll pay you 5 bucks!" so we came up with a little thing...

Me: I'll pay you 5 bucks!
Kelsey(car sales man): Uh ma'm this car is worth 2,500 dollars
Me: It only costs that much if a person is willing to pay that much *blink blink* I'll pay you 5 bucks!
Kelsey: Well ma'm you can pay me 5 bucks a month for a LONG time
Me: I was like, "well if it was Kevin SURE!" I'll pay you 5 bucks!
10 years later
Kevin: Hey Jazzy, so were's the 5 dollars this month?
Me: Uhm I kind of crashed that car like 5 years ago
Kevin: Awww shit!

SCENE 1! END!

LOL then after math class we were talking about that again

Me: I'll pay you 5 to get plastic sugery so you look like Kevin!
Kelsey: That won't even pay for the sugery!

SCENE 2! END!

Anyways, Naddie's post to ask him out... dunno if she has yet *sigh* Woe is me, heavy hangs the head who wears the crown of Jazzy :P The episode of SNL with Queen Latifa was really funny, I really wanna see Chicago and Willard. Meh... Hm.... what else has happened? We LOST I'm so mad at the guys! Then again New West. is the only school they ever lost to. I'm talking about basketball, we're second, well the guys are. I'm hungry so I'm gonna go eat. Bye

I.n.N.o.C.e.N.t

MAKE THE MADNESS STOP! Sum1 wrote all over the inside of Kevin's locker... and guess who is the unlucky person that gets blamed? Yea... ME. Cuz I kno his locker combo. (y'd he tell me neways?) I never told ne1 AND I'd never do that. It's got like "stalker" material stuff in there. One line says, "I kno where u live, I'll b waiting in the bushes." If I were Kevin I'd be scared 2 death of bushes. Another thing in there is in the poetry book that we got frum the school. I've been crying ALL weekend. *sigh* I wish this 2 be done and over with. See... my writing has detiriated... oy that's not even how u spell the wrd. My life is crumbling like a cookie. Analogies... i luv 'em. Ne ways gonna go cry sum more. Bye

ADORABLE!!!

*giggle* Kevin got braces! Mmmm still adorable though. He looks so cute w/them *gush* I dunno why... He just does. Kaylee and Colleen were bugging him about it. (Tho Kaylee has braces 2 and Colieen used 2) I wanted to say, "Aw stop picking on him. He looks adorable," but you know me. I don't have the guts to do it =( Ne ways Seans b-day party is on the 18th and Shwanie's is on the 27th. Soon I get to go to band camp! lol Then I can come back and say, "One time at band camp..." We're going 2 have so much fun. God I sound like a dork, BUT I'M NOT! Ok... Here's a survey:

The survey...

____BASiCS
+ 001. name ; Jasmine
+ 002. nicknames ; Jazzy, Jazz
+ 003. sex ; female
+ 004. birthday ; August 22nd
+ 005. age ; 13
+ 006. zodiac sign ; leo
+ 007. place of birth ; Daharan, Saudi Arabia
+ 008. current residence ; Canada
+ 009. hair color ; dark brown
+ 010. eye color ; dark brown
+ 011. height ; 5'2"
+ 012. weight ; last time i weighed myself around 103
+ 013. writing hand ; right
____BODY iLLS + SKiLLS
+ 014. do you bite your nails ; no... I used 2 when I was smaller tho
+ 015. can you roll your tongue ; yes
+ 016. can you raise one eyebrow at a time ; I've tried, and I can only raise my left one
+ 017. can you blow smoke rings ; I wouldn't know. That looks cool, though.
+ 018. can you blow spit bubbles ; yes, but I haven't done it in a long time... Hey! That gives me an idea... *grins*
+ 019. can you cross your eyes ; No
+ 020. can you flip your eyelids out ; Yea
+ 021. tattoos and where ; no
+ 022. piercings and where ; 3 in each ear
+ 023. do you make your bed daily ; uhm...no
____CLOTHES
+ 024. whut goes on first, bra or underwear ; underwear
+ 025. which shoe goes on first ; Which ever one I grab first
+ 036. speaking of shoes, have you thrown one at someone ; I think atleast once... wait no... Kevin took my shoe...
+ 037. how much money is usually in your wallet ; uhm I dunno... wutever's in there at the time?
+ 038. what jewellery do you wear 24/7 ; ear rings
+ 039. what's sexiest on a guy ; I dunno... eyes? =S
+ 040. what's sexiest on a gurl ; -_-;
+ 041. would you rather be on time and look ok or late and look great ; be on time. I could careless about how I look for the moment.
____FOOD
+ 042. do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it ; twirl
+ 043. how many cereals are in your cabinet ; We put them on top of a shelf. We have about 4 rite now...
+ 044. what utensils do you use when eating pizza ; uhm... hands? mouth?
+ 045. do you cook ; yea... sumtimes
____GROOMING
+ 046. how often do you brush your teeth ; everyday
+ 047. how often do you shower/bathe ; every night may miss 1 nite every so often...
+ 048. how long do these showers last ; About 10-20 minutes. I waste too much time in there.
+ 049. hair drying method ; blowdry or if 2 lazy let it dry on it's own
+ 050. do you paint your nails ; no
____MANNERS
+ 051. do you swear ; yes! ALL THE F*CKIN TIME! lol I dun used that wrd alot unless I'm mad... I'm tryin 2 stop tho
+ 052. do you spit or swallow ; never noticed... i guess swallow cuz i've never spit on the ground
+ 053. do you spit in public ; no
+ 054. do you pee in the shower ; no
____iN + AROUND
+ 055. what's in the cd player ; 3d (Chels knos what i'm talkin bout)
+ 056. person you talk most on the phone with ; Chels-a-ma-bobber lol Chels
+ 057. what colour is your bedroom ; peach-ish and white on the ceiling
+ 058. do you use an alarm clock ; yes
+ 059. name one thing you're obsuessed with ; uhm Kevin but shhh
+ 060. have you ever skinny dipped with the opposite sex ; no
+ 061. ever sunbathed in the nude ; no, don't really need a tan...
+ 062. window seat or aisle ; asile on a busfor a feild trip window on a long trip in an airoplane or bus
+ 063. what's your sleeping position ; First I lay on my back, but eventually i end up ob my right side
+ 064. what kind of bed do you like ; Firm double bed =P
+ 065. in hot weather do you use a blanket ; if it's really hot no... I'll sleep on top of the blanket
+ 066. do you snore ; no
+ 067. do you sleepwalk ; no
+ 068. do you talk in your sleep ; no
+ 069. do you sleep with a stuffed animal ; there are stuffies on my bed... but i dun curl up w/1
+ 070. how about with the light on ; used 2
+ 071. do you fall asleep with the tv or radio on ; yes, radio
____WHEN WAS THE LAST TiME YOU
+ 072. had sex ; never
+ 073. were kissed or kissed someone ; yea
+ 074. watched bambi ; =P never liked that movie
+ 075. cried ; a few min ago (if u're Chris, Kaitlyn or Chels u'll kno y, it's just really frustraiting... if u're chels u'll kno fully y)
+ 076. talked on the phone ; at like 7 I was talkin 2 Chels
+ 077. read a book ; uhm just a few hours ago
+ 078. punched someone ; My dad, he was teaching me 2 punch... then i hit him (just his arm dun worry) and now he says never 2 hit him again lol
____THE FUTURE
+ 079. where do you see yourself in 10 years ; in university still *ugh* hopefully Harvard Law
+ 080. who are you gonna be married to and where ; EEEEEE! BASEBALL! EEEEEEEE! (lol Court kno's what i'm talking about)
+ 081. how many kids do you want to have ; 2 or 3
+ 082. your profession ; Lawyer and become a judge b4 natalie does or a costume designer or a director
+ 083. future school ; HARVARD LAW! I set high standards....
____FRIENDS
+ 084. who is your best friend ; Chels-a-ma-bobber! =D and Kaitlyn and Jade and a whole bunch of other ppl well a few others but Chels is my closest best friend...
+ 085. what friend do you hang out with the most ; Kaitlyn or Chels or Colleen
+ 086. what friend makes you smile the most ; Chels & Chris
+ 087. friend that you fight with the most ; Natalie
+ 088. one you talk to the most online ; Chris
+ 089. friend that you miss the most ; Dorothy

Ne ways that's it... Over & out!

When ppl run up to you they say the weirdest things

Why is it that when people run up to me it's to tell me something really weird or amazing or extraordinary or... well you get the point. Naddie, Richard, Justin and Chris all come running up to me in the courtyard. "WE THINK KEVIN LIKES YOU!!!" You can only imagine my face at this point. I'm stunned and weirded out and also thinking, "how in hell would they kno!?" aswell as, "really!?" So I asked how they knew and they were talking really fast, yet sumhow in unison, "He was looking for you! He kept asking where you were!" I think he was going to tell me his theory about psycopathic people.So basically my day at school was pretty weird. Other than that it was boring as hell. That's all I have to say. For now that is. Bye